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And then actually pomp them and start going out in public together and stand in the queue at movies with them and all that?
Go to braais and say, “This is my girlfriend Letsego? Maybe you know some Xhosa, maybe you’ve had black friends all your life, maybe you been building RDP houses in Katlehong for the past ten years. When you hang with her mates, you will spend a lot of time staring blankly into the middle distance, smiling vaguely, while people bellow at each other in vernac, laugh their arses off and generally have more fun than you.
” or Lonwabo, or Sibu, or Kate because she grew up with a white family. If you stick with it, you’ll get to meet her family, where the same scenario will play itself out times a hundred. Cultural ceremonies are basically extended talk shops where the okes – the men, mostly – get to showcase their thousand-year-old debating skills.
African culture is basically a massive, continent-wide Toastmaster’s club.
While everyone’s making speeches you don’t understand, nod politely, and only ask what was said afterwards. Keep it concise, because you’re about to make a total cock of yourself.
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